Close to ten years ago I used to use Lycos Chat, where I made friends with several different people. One of the people I met was a girl called 'Emma'. I know she had quite a few issues, she was also married aswell as having a boyfriend. Her husband was off fighting in Iraq or some place, so he didn't know about her boyfriend. Anyway, I ended up getting on quite well with Emma and asked her out on a date to which she agreed to.
Now I have to say that it probably wasn't the best date as I took her to meet my mates at Pages bar.
I asked Shibs and Mart if I could bring a girl along and if she could crash over at theirs with me. They agreed, mainly because they didn't think I'd actually bring a girl. I still remember the look on their faces when I walked into the pub with her. It wasn't just their faces though, but pretty much most people I knew, as she was very attractive. It also has to be said that she was a couple years older than me. I was about 21, and she was in her mid twenties at least.
So, although she was a nice and friendly enough woman, she was completely nuts, but not nuts in a good way, nuts in quite an odd and sometimes scary way. She also had a really bad laugh. One of those annoyingly loud and disturbing laughs that sounds like a parrot being strangled.
That night things obviously happened, but I feel that I was taken advantage of by an older attractive woman. I also remember that as it was Shibs and Marts flat we were in, they were quite pissed off with me. Maybe it partly due to the stains on the sheets, but I think more so due to the fact we had the sofa bed and Franz was sleeping on the sofa. When the noise got too much he left the room and slept on the floor in another room, which I did feel a bit bad about.
The good thing about the night is that she had a really good time. I don't think she had many friends, and her family were very protective of her due to her issues. She said it was one of the best nights of her life (probably not due to what happened in Shibs and Marts flat as I wasn't very good back then), and it felt good to have made someone feel good to be alive.
I heard from her a few times after that, but gradually heard less and less from her, which was a bit of a shame. the last I heard from her was exactly ten months later (I remember this as I was slightly worried) when she told me she'd just had a baby. She was previously unable to have children, yet somehow that changed. I'm not sure if the father was her husband or her boyfriend, but I'm sure it can't have been me. Anyway, she was one of the many nutty women I have had a date with. The thing that really stands out about her (apart from the fact she had very large breasts) was the next day when I took her for some food in Wetherspoons. We were sat there talking when I'd said something funny, and then her loud embarassing laugh came out. The whole pub went silent and were just staring at us. Was very embarassing.
Ah, so now I have a name to go with the story of you being taken advantage of by an older lady. I have no idea if this improves the situation.
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