I've not really been on that many dates with women, but the ones I have been on have all been fairly memorable. So I thought I'd list a few of my memorable first dates on here and what happened on them.
Obviously there was the time I met up with crazy Emma, which I guess could be classed as a date even though I took her to Pages Bar along with my mates. But I have already covered that story in an earlier entry.
Most of my dates used to be from chatting to someone online first. One girl I met up with in London one weekend. I honestly don't remember her name name, but so that I can describe the events better we'll call her 'Gertrude'.
As I love Hyde Park so much and it was summer, I decided to take Gertrude to Hyde Park, but this was a very very hot day. I don't think she was all that amazed by the park so I suggested a nearby pub we could go to. The thing is, I'm used to walking a lot and this pub was a good fifteen minutes walk. We walked across the park to the pub and I could see she wasn't used to walking very far as I remember she kept asking how much further it was.
We finally got to the pub, I bought her a drink and we found a nice secluded booth to sit and chat in. After about ten minutes she said she wasn't feeling too well, and I was thinking 'typical, she's not enjoying my company and is going to feign being ill so she can escape.'.
She then asked where the toilets were, and I directed her to them. Then a few minutes later she came back, pretty much fainted and puked all over the table. It definitely wasn't the alcohol as she'd only had a few sips of it, so it must have been the walking and the heat. Anyway I then made sure she was ok, got her some water and got her to lay down on the seat in the booth while I got a cloth and cleaned up the puke.
Surprisingly the date went really well after that. She continued laying down to recover and we chatted and seemed to get on really well. After leaving the pub we went back to the park and we kissed a lot, which is pretty gross thinking about it now as she probably still had remains of puke stuck to her teeth.
I met up with her again a couple of times afterwards, but there really wasn't anything there, so we then just lost touch.
The first girl I met off the internet was a girl called Sarah. She never had a picture but described herself as slim, dark hair and very sexy, so I thought I was in for meeting up with a definite stunner.
As it was my first date with someone from the internet I took Trigger along with me, and she invited a friend of hers.
We'd arranged to meet by Tottenham Court Road tube station, and I remember my horror when I saw her. She was far from slim and sexy, but she'd seen me and I couldn't back out.
It was Trigger who chatted to her first as I was shit scared, but I did try to make a bit of an effort. She suggested heading to The Intrepid Fox, the original one on Wardour St which I never liked, I much prefer the new one under Centre Point.
Anyway as well as feeling quite uncomfortable in this pub, Trigger and myself were stuck with two scary women. I was half expecting Sarahs head to spin around 360 degrees like in The Exorcist and to tell my mother sucks cocks in hell. She also claimed she'd slept with Marilyn Manson, which I'm not entirely sure I believe. Anyway I knew we had to get out of there, so Trigger pretended he wasn't feeling too well and we left.
I then tried to avoid contacting her, but I started receiving withheld phonecalls from a girl in a croaky evil style voice saying 'I'm going to kill you'. I'm positive it was her.
The last time I heard from her she told me she was in The Red Lion in Stevenage (which scared me as I go there a lot), and was definitely going to pull a guy called Colin who drinks there. Well the odd thing is that Colin is pretty much my brother in law, so she really was full of it.
Faith was an interesting first date. I remember meeting her straight after work and took her to Ben Crouch's. I had intended to get my last train home that night as I had work the next day, but the date went well. We ended up staying out for hours, and then going to O'Neils until kicking out time. After that we wandered the streets of London then tried to sneak into Hyde Park but were worried we'd be caught by the night patrol men in there.
We eventually ended up in Knightsbridge about 4am and were both quite horny, so I suggested going back to my place. We flagged down a cab and he said it'd be at least £100 back to Stevenage. However as I'm 'Spike', I talked him down and he agreed to only charging us £50, to which Faith paid most of the money, bonus!
I met up with her a couple of times after that, but yet again it didn't really go anywhere. But I still love the fact that I have been with a girl named Faith.
There have been other dates I could list, but they are a bit boring, and some I'm not sure could really be classed as dates as they have been more a case of inviting a girl out to some event where my mates are also at. As well as Crazy Emma, there was Boring Emma, but as the name suggests there isn't much I can write about her.
On the whole I think the worst date was with Psycho Sarah, but all my other first dates always seem to go pretty well, its the follow up dates which seem to bomb, I'm just never sure why. Hopefully the next girl I get to take out will be different. Watch this space!
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